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Re: Hot girl at Babes - w4w - 27 (Babes Of Carytown)

I think this post is about me, but I’m not sure. I wore my cowboy hat to Babe’s two weekends ago, and I dance ridiculous all the time. My name’s not Denny though, but it’s close. Can you give me anymore hints about what I was wearing or what I looked like that would help confirm or deny?

In case this is to me:

When you saw me on the dance floor, you probably just didn’t notice your heart failure because the electricity from my dancing shocked your chest like a defibrillator. But really, I know I made your heart stop. Don’t worry, if I make you breathless, I’m first aid certified and can give you CPR.

My friend probably did shout my name but only because she was so impressed. She was shouting for more heel, toe. I call it awesomeness, but if you need a reason for my spaziness, I wrote a haiku to explain:

Thanks for your concern.

Dance floor is made of lava.

Can’t let my feet burn.

So mystery lady, I danced at Babe’s last night. Where were you? Too shy to say hi?

Well, put on your spurs and boot, scoot my way. Just be careful when you come up to me because I can’t be held accountable for my flailing arms and legs.

Hot girl at Babes - w4w - 27 (Babes Of Carytown)

One time I saw you on the dancefloor and I wanted to call 911. Not for my dying heart, but for your seizure. I know your name is Denny, I heard your friend calling out at you, or maybe I misheard - probably requesting you to stop. I wasn’t embarrassed, I’d love to seize with you and your cowboy hat sometime. If I see you next week, I made you this haiku:

Denny, Cowboy hat
Seizing away on the floor
I want to fuck you (is this coming on too strong?)

I’d buy you a drink, but you’d spill it. So you and your fauxhawk should mosey over my way sometime, just don’t knock out too many folks on your way. I’d feel honored. I wish I had the courage to make a fool of myself like you do.

So if you ever come to a stop, I’d like to buy you some Denny’s…but I’m sure you get that a lot.

I asked around about you, seems your ego is well known, but I mean, I don’t blame you and your epiletic ways. I’ll tell Babe’s to keep the lights to a minimum just incase this really is a problem.